Get roasted. Then get rich.
Roasted links to your accounts, reads your real spending, and fires back a brutally honest weekly roast — plus the exact glow-up moves to fix it. Money advice that actually goes viral.
Free to start · Bank-level security · Cancel anytime
Honest money help, no shady fine print.
We never sell your data
Your accounts connect through Plaid with read-only access. We can't move money and we don't sell what we see — full stop.
Roasts with receipts
Every roast is built from your real transactions, not vibes. If we call out a habit, we show you the line items behind it.
Built to grow with you
Start free, stay free as long as you like. Upgrade only when you want deeper coaching and faster glow-up tracking.
From messy spending to main-character money.
The Weekly Roast
Every Sunday, our AI reviews your real-time spending via Plaid and drops a roast you'll actually want to screenshot. Funny enough to share, sharp enough to change how you spend.
$12B
Market we're built for
7 days
Roast cadence
Real-time
Spend analysis
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Connect in seconds
Securely link your accounts with Plaid. Read-only, zero spreadsheets.
- 2
Track your glow-up
Watch savings streaks, spending cuts, and net-worth momentum build week over week.
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Get the fix, not just the burn
Each roast ends with concrete, doable moves tailored to your habits.
Start free. Glow up when you're ready.
Free
Get the roast and see where your money really goes.
$0/mo
- One connected account
- Monthly budget roast
- Basic spending breakdown
- Shareable roast cards
Roasted Pro
Weekly coaching, full tracking, the complete glow-up.
$9/mo
- Unlimited connected accounts
- Weekly AI roasts + action plans
- Real-time spend alerts
- Glow-up & net-worth tracking
- Personalized savings goals
Think your budget can handle the heat?
Connect your accounts, get your first roast in minutes, and start your glow-up today. Free to try, brutally honest by design.